Friday, March 8, 2013

hASH DEFINE AGHORI

  It could be a garage in one of the down market lanes of Seattle. Or it could be a cramped cubicle in Bangalore. Or it could be in the dark confines of a bedroom in Bangkok. Deep dark when the dogs have finished barking, when the roads can be used to play cricket, there is a peculiar unrelenting sound which fails to pause till the Sun starts its foreplay with the earth.
            To the muggle, this tapping noise is a distraction. In His world, you are the noise. The tapping beats underline the perfect beat for the myriad ideas that are playing choir in his mind. The fourteenth cup of caffeine for the day. (It is 2 am and yeah, He would call it day, but not call it a day.) With the scantest regard for his failing health, he has been outcast from the society even before the first hairs of his moustache popped out. He is called a programmer. Some call him, software engineer. Some others, geek. A few, nerd. But, nothing comes closer than a hacker. Or maybe not, He is an aghori.
            Aghoris are human flesh eating, corpse worshipping, ganja smoking worshippers of Lord Bhairava. Known for their ferocious and esoteric worship practices, the Aghoris are feared, worshipped and more importantly socially banished by the Indians. Playing at the edge of Indian moral values, the Aghori through severe penances has developed the art of detaching himself with the world. Unkempt, unable to remember the last when he took bath, ash smeared, dreadlocks in some deep thought. Boy, isn’t our hacker similar to this aghori?
            Or perhaps, there is an aghori in each one of us. Afraid to unravel the aghori within us.But, the hacker is perhaps the first among us to reveal his aghori self. Most of us are convinced the hacker is a wizard working on his witch craft through the night. Some of us do not believe in magic. They say, hacking is a myth. Within the community, I have heard hackers say, “Today I broke upon the Blah Blah company’s network!”, “Ah, that is nothing! Ever tried breaking crapcountry.gov.in?”. Some say, it is fraud. Some believe in it. Some try to imitate them. But, there are only a few of them. And these do not work in the Infosyss, Flipkarts or the Yahoos! Or maybe, they do! Like the aghoris unite over a puff of ganja or marajauna, the hackers over cups of caffeine. Pure caffeine. Try telling them, the word health! The world was never for them, anyway! And like most popular fascinating science, for mere mortals like us it only imagination and speculation that allows us to wander the territories that these hacker aghoris roam in every day.
            The next time, you see someone type hASH DEFINE AGHORI,…